Redneck Christmas

Ray Stevens

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]

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We're havin' a redneck christmas
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With traditional possum stew (yee-haw)
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We're havin' a redneck christmas
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Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)
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Got Paw new chaw redman
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Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)
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And I got my wife a brand new set
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Of re-treads for my pickup truck (Ain't he the sweetest thang)
 
 
[Verse 2]
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Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer,
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But we painted the bulls nose red (moo)
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Put runners under the outhouse
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And we're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin?
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Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw,
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Merry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here,
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(Come back with that catalog)
 
 
[Verse 3]
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 We're havin' a redneck christmas
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TP'd the whole front yard,
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Put big red bows on the hound dogs
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Turned the lights on all the cars (howls)
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I love a redneck christmas
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It's a simple kinda life
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You buy one gift and that takes care
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Of yer cousin and yer wife
 
 
[Verse 4]
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I went downtown to see Santy Claus,
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Gave a dollar to one of them legs (Here you go shorty)
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So Santa'd bring a man for daughter,
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After all she's near bout' twelve
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(Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon)
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We're havin' a redneck christmas
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Hung our stockings on the stove,
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On the stove (sizzle), Hope Santa brings us big stuff
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'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the toes
 
 
[Outro]
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We's havin' a redneck christmas
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With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug)
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I took a little swig
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Thought it needed more kick
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Throwed in a little toe de frog
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(burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)
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