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HOMER & JETHRO

[Intro]
D   A7   D
 
 
{ CHORUS }
                   D               G        D
Please help me I'm crawlin’, she's done it again
                      G   D    E                     A7
Slammed the door on my fingers   when I tried to get in
               D                               G
She hauled off and kicked out the last tooth I had
                 D       A7              D
I wish she would quit it    before I get mad
 
 
[Instrumental]
D   D   G
            He ain't no Van Cliburn is he?
G         D
He sounds more like Williams. Roger?
    A7          D
No, Ted. That's pretty good.
 
 
[Verse]
   D                           G        D
Go down to the river where the water is nice
                      G     D     E                  A7
Stick your head under three times    and pull it out twice
                    D                                G
First you wanted to leave me then you said you would stay
              D        A7                   D
Oh, How can I miss you   when you won't go away?
 
 
{ CHORUS }
                   D               G    D
Please help me I'm falling for somebody new
           G       D    E                     A7
Anything I wind up with   will be better than you
             D                          G
Go have your face lifted It needs it no doubt
              D               A7                     D
Go to Peter Pan's beauty shop    before your pan peters out
 
 
[Tag]
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Please help me I'm falling
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