Bill:  Key of G

She drives a [C] new car, [F] wears expensive [C] blouses. She tells her [C] mama she’s cleaning [G] houses.   She goes out [C] witnessing, [F] doing the Lord’s work [C] all week long. But on the [C] weekend, she’s making [G] ends meet

{ CHORUS }
[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.   Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her.
[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper

[Verse 2]
One night down [C] at the club, [F] her daddy [C] walked in.  He didn’t [C] recognize his daughter [G] dancin’.  She wore a [C] blonde wig, [F] he had [C] sunglasses.  When she got [C] naked he started [G] clappin’.

{ CHORUS }
[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.   Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her.
[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper

[REPRISE]
If you [F] ask her why she does it, she [C] looks as it this way: She [F] says, “I count my blessings every [C] night when I get paid”   [F] Once she lived in poverty, now [C] everything’s all right, the [D] Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars [G] every night.

{ CHORUS }
[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.   Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her.
[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper