I Ain’t Been Nowhere

I was traveling along, playin’ anywhere I could,
When along came a virus, and took away my livelihood,
Somebody picked it up, and then they spread it worldwide,
And now for a while, we all have to stay inside
You ask me how I’m doin’, and if I’ve washed my hands,
And I say, “Listen, Bud, I’ve had about as much as I can stand!”

>>> I ain’t been nowhere, man, I ain’t been nowhere, man,
Been sitting in my chair, man, Growin’ out my hair, man,
Of sleepin’ I’ve had my share, man, I ain’t been nowhere.

I’ve been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
Attic, basement, just to find an old broom,
Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday,
Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook,
Glass clink, get a drink, straight from the kitchen sink,
Can’t think, eyes blink, man, do my clothes stink. >>>

I’m playing Yahtzee, jigsaw, Scrabble, and Monopoly,
Janga, checkers, Cards Against Humanity,
Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto five,
Battleground, Pacman, Black Op, Stay Alive,
Obstacle course, with Herb’s old golf balls,
Mouse trap, ping pong, happy hour Zoom call. >>>

I’m watchin’ Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon,
YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on,
Tiger King, Schitts Creek, Maesel and South Park,
Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark’s gettin’ dark,
Cleaned up, dirty up, organized all around,
Lysol quarantine, do ya see what I mean.