GF – The Ukulele Man

GF has his uke retuned in the vid to a, D, F#, B) – George Formby

[G7] Come on and hear my [C7] ukulele,
[F] come on and hear, come on and hear.
[G7] I give a demon[C7]stration daily, [F] right over here, right over here.
Walk [D7] up, walk up [Gm] chalk this one up to me,
whenever I play the [C7] world goes gay The [F] Uku-[C7]ele [F] Man is here.

I’m the [F] Ukulele Man, [F] come and listen if you [Am] can [F]
The Children love to [C7] hear me [F] play,
they even [C7] make their [F] mothers stay
And [Gm] stand and listen all the day to the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

[F] When I [D7] out with my [Bb] little black case,
[D7] the strangest things o[C7]ccur,
A [F] lady smiled and [Bb] asked me in, [D7] I stood and [C7] looked at [F] her.
[Gm] She said, “Oh doctor, look at this” to undress she be-[C]gan
I [F] shut my eyes and shouted “[Eb] Stop, I’m the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

I’m the Ukulele Man, [C] I’m the [Dm] Ukulele [D7] Man
I’m [C7] not a [F] doctor [C7] that’s quite [F] true,
but I prescribe a [C7] tonic, too.
Just [F] smile and you’ll come smiling [C7] through
with the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

[F] When I go [D7] out with my [Bb] little black case, [D7] some people get me [C7] wrong.
A [F] nice young lady [Bb] said to me, [D7] I’m glad you [C7] came a-[F]long,
I’d [Gm] like to see your underwear, please show me all you [C] can
I [F] said, “You won’t see none of [Eb] mine, I’m the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

I’m the Ukulele Man, I’m the [C] Ukulele [D7] Man
I’m [C] not a salesman [F] you can guess, but I sell something [Dm] none the less,
So [Gm] come and buy some happiness from the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

When I go out with my [Bb] little black case, the [G7] strangest jobs I [C] get
A [F] lady shouted [Bb] out one day “[D7] Don’t clean those [C7] windows [F] yet,
I’m [Gm] in my bath so go away” but promptly in I [C] ran.
[F] I’m not cleaning [Bb] windows now, I’m the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

I’m the Ukulele Man, I’m the [C] Ukulele [D7] Man.
Though [C] cleaning windows [F] I refuse, I’ve got a happy [Dm] piece of news
I’ll [Gm] come and clean up all your blues, I’m the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

Boys and girls come out to play, [C] for it is a [F] lovely day
Leave your suppers and make hay hay with the [F] Uku-[C7]lele [F] Man.

solo: [Eb] [Bb] [Gm] [Eb] [Bb] [Gm] [Cm] [Eb] [Bb]

[NC] I’m the Ukulele Man