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Homer & Jethro – MODIFIED LYRICS

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
            Em  A               D
You look so bad, its so pathetic
    Em             A                        D
And once again you got the bed all full of crackers
               Em            A                  D
Though you're asleep my dear you still look so athletic
          Em                                                   A7
Like your face caught on fire and stomped out by the Green Bay Packers
 
 
{ CHORUS }
             D               A7
I'll bury my head beneath my piller
                                          D
Feel your cold and worn out body close to mine
                                                           G
I'll try to get some sleep while you're snoring breaks the glass out of the winders
    Em                              A7
And wish that I was single one more time
N.C.        D
Having bad times
 
 
[Verse 2]
             Em   A           D
You tried so hard   to be a lady
              Em    A               D
You'd like to have    sophisticated charm
 G                  A               D
So you went out and bought yourself two wiglets
G                Em         A7
One to wear underneath each arm
 
 
{ CHORUS }
N.C.         D               A7
I'll bury my head beneath my piller
                                           D
Feel your feet just like to icebergs up my spine
                                              G
Catch you moaning from the rain drops flowing through the broken winder
    Em                              A7
And wish that I was single one more time
N.C.        D
Having bad times
 
 
[Outro]
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